Dildo Fencing Bracket Tournament: A Fundraiser for Friends For All

It’s time for the most absurdly noble sport you’ve never trained for. Join us Saturday, February 21, 2026, at Hi-Tone for a traditional fencing bracket tournament… with one crucial twist: the foils have been replaced with gloriously oversized dildos – official regulation fencing dildos of course.
Contestants will sign up, square off, and advance through the bracket in honorably phallic combat. Three touches and you’re out – one champion will be erected and their ego stroked. Between bouts, enjoy burlesque performances throughout the night, keeping the energy high and the audience delighted. Come for the cause. Stay for the spectacle. Cheer wildly. Laugh loudly. Fence bravely.
$15 per person. 21+ event. Pre-sale ticket link below.
