Q: Why is this so absurd looking?
A: Have you seen the real thing? At least this Pecker will carry your phone!
Q: How do I keep my Pecker Purse tidy?
A: We all know how fragile peckers are. They would never survive an agitator, so we recommend wiping your pecker and balls with a warm, damp cloth.
Q: Is Pecker Purse quiet?
A: NOPE!! This pecker announces its arrival, unlike the real thing! As we said before, Pecker Purse is not anatomically accurate so we made the balls rattle! Why? Because it’s funny!
Q: Was anyone harmed to make my Pecker Purse?
A: NOPE!! All peckers have been generously donated by those who are only interested in your pleasure.
Q: Will Pecker Purse experience shrinkage in cold weather?
A: NOPE!! Nor does it expand when you stroke it.
Q: When should I wear my Pecker Purse?
A: Anytime and always! Let’s discuss…To the club? Sure! To a bachelorette party? Of course! But why stop there? Out of zucchini or salami? Strap on your Pecker Purse, go to the store, and enjoy the jaw dropping stares. Wear it to the library, the museum or your favorite coffee shop. Pecker Purse adds a splooge of the unexpected to any outfit and any occasion!