Q: Why is this so absurd looking?
A: Have you seen the real thing? At least these balls will carry your phone!
Q: How do I keep my Ball Bag tidy?
A: We all know how sensitive balls are. They would never survive an agitator, so we recommend wiping your bag and balls with a warm, damp cloth. Careful, don’t squeeze too hard!
Q: Is the Ball Bag quiet?
A: NOPE!! These balls announce their arrival, unlike the real things! As we said before, Ball Bag is not anatomically accurate so we made the balls rattle! Why? Because it’s funny!
Q: Was anyone harmed to make my Ball Bag?
A: NOPE!! All balls have been generously donated by those who are only interested in your pleasure.
Q: Will my Ball Bag ever turn blue?
A: NOPE!! Provided you give it an occasional tickle, Ball Bag will happily maintain its healthy hue.
Q: When should I wear my Ball Bag?
A: Anytime and always! Let’s discuss…To the club? Sure! To a bachelorette party? Of course! But why stop there? Out of plums or tea bags? Grasp your Ball Bag, go to the store, and enjoy the jaw dropping stares. Wear it to the library, the museum or your favorite coffee shop. Ball Bag adds a low hanging laugh to any outfit and any occasion!